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禁止端午节不理我，禁止吃粽子忘了我，禁止包棕不帮我，禁止闲暇的时候不想我，禁止有搞笑的信息不发給我，端午节快乐！

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今次的表演机会甚多，有搞笑有动作有深情，他都演得头头是道，一副神采飞扬的气势，果真正在行运。

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“什么？没这么搞笑吧？”我诧异。

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搞笑组合Tunnels的成员石桥贵明和木梨宪武,近年投资影坛却票房失利,导致两人的妻子不约而同复出赚钱,而石桥贵明的太太,就是大名鼎鼎的铃木保奈美。

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混迹三界,他带着自己儿时兄弟演绎一个个狗血,龌蹉,令人喷饭的搞笑故事。

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演奏员时而正经八百的在演奏，忽而以滑稽搞笑的肢体语言演绎他们的集体创作，一位叙述者穿针引线，引领观众进入他们的音乐魔幻空间。

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让我欢喜让我忧搞笑版：混到期末，覆水难收，唉哟哟，恨悠悠，为何要到无法挽留，才又想起好好用功，到处拜托，给我通过，为我凭添许多愁。

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“陈七”和“赵六”就是纯粹为搞笑而设置的角色,顾及了一部分看片观众的需求,出于对市场的考虑,是可以接受的。

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唐永亮的个子又瘦又矮，象个小木桩，他的眼睛又黑又亮，一看就知道他机灵过人，一肚子的鬼主意。他自称为“搞笑巨星”“算死亮亮”。

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打声招呼问声好，逗你耍你也要笑，当个愚人没不好，难得糊涂很重要。大智若愚是个宝，对人友善人好交，愚人节里被搞笑，快乐大家人称好。祝你愚人节快乐！

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冬天早上做公交车上班，人特别多，半路上来一妹子，肚子微突，搞笑本着雷锋精神，神速让座，让座后，两人相对笑笑，正让搞笑觉得自己做了好事时，妹子从微突肚里拿出一热水袋，热水袋，热水袋……

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那些年听错的歌词网友搞笑点评,葫芦娃。

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11月11日，又是一年一度的光棍节，光棍的你，准备怎样度过这一天呢？这里我们为大家收集了一些光棍节搞笑短信，为光棍的自己和光棍的朋友们送上祝福。

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当然,这些都难不倒聪明绝世的灰太狼大王,尔虞我诈,阴差阳错,搞笑乌龙,大王各种蹩脚的灰氏发明闪亮登场了,结局自然有惊无险。

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藉搞笑去反省现实，是"哈痞"的理念。香港流行即食文化，最紧要够"抢"够"爆"，不求甚解笑完就算。现在还有多少人有兴趣去"探讨社会"？

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世界保健日到了，祝福到了，欢心到了，搞笑到了，幸福到了，吉祥到了，知音到了，欢呼到了，庆祝到了，健康到了，真心祝愿开心每一天，微笑多一点。

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愚人节又到，鸡飞狗也跳；朋友瞎胡闹，同事爱搞笑；如厕细查看，纸巾要带好；电话有邀约，想想你再到；美女若传情，小心是圈套；下班早回，别被整到！

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明晓得是搞笑,但还是想快点送到。

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这些电影的主人公大多是一个“无名小卒”，无钱无权无势却又喜欢搞笑和耍酷。

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毕业了，分离了，高校搞笑了，毕业照，就业照，人才认栽了。用疯狂的结束，划上大学的句号，不为让你晕倒，结局为了逍遥。无拘束，不烦恼，撒手一把，勇敢往前跑。

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FNc不仅有卢洪哲,金勇满,李国珠,文世允等搞笑艺人,还有着像李东健,李多海这样的知名演员。

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搞笑经典语录：1、人可以像猪一样生活，但不能像猪那样快乐！2、你今年都20岁了，长寿的秘诀是什么？3、装逼的人易感动，因为他连感动都是装的。

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他超级搞笑，无论何时看到他我总是笑破肚皮。

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《迷迭香》正确歌词：酸性的饮料，上升的气泡，我将对你的喜好，一瓶装全喝掉。搞笑：烦心的意料，神圣的祈祷，我将对你的依靠，一瓶装全磕掉。

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搞笑的短信，记录生活的幽默；典雅的短信，挥洒文字的精彩；鼓励的短信，激励生命的勇气；祝福的短信，快乐朋友的心情。愿好朋友天天快乐，永远开心！

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现实中熊猫都是慢动作,泰国版的熊猫舞却是快动作,用诙谐搞笑的一举一动来表现熊猫的生动活泼。

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电视中的江湖人物见面总会说：“兄台，我对你的仰慕之情，犹如长江之水，滔滔不绝。”真是好搞笑吧！

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山沟来了秧歌队，领头雄狮两眼瞪。鞭炮齐鸣锣鼓喧，男女老少来一堆。姑娘故意帅哥推，顽童抱着爷爷腿。争先恐后看热闹，搞笑傻男旱船推。祝你春节合家欢，身体健康舒心宽。愿你生活。

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恋爱这事，慢慢说；结婚这事，明白说；搞笑这事，幽默说；没把握事，不胡说；做不到事，不乱说；母亲节事，祝福要说：节日快乐！

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这孩子今天穿得不伦不类的真搞笑。

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想起刚才我们两人挤挤推推的往上走很搞笑的样子，真是让人忍俊不禁。

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在搞笑中不失感动,在流泪时又会破啼为笑.

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【搞笑物语】鹦鹉的委屈：不学人话没饭吃啊；哈蟆的理想：等我发了财，天天吃天鹅肉；蜗牛的慨叹：这年头，有座自己的房子真难啊；母鸡的秘诀：光下蛋不行，还要会吆喝；狼的恼怒：我和狈好招谁惹谁了？虎的转变：谁敢摸我的屁股？不想活了！什么？给钱？这还差不多！

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本书既还原历史,也改写历史,将波澜壮阔的争霸、深沉细腻的抒情与无厘头搞笑熔于一炉,尤其擅长人物动物心理分析。

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肤浅的人对深刻的幽默浑然不觉，深刻的人对肤浅的搞笑无动于衷。张方宇

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万圣节，鬼王有令：饿死鬼，穷死鬼，讨厌鬼，开心鬼，小色鬼，大魔鬼，搞笑鬼，众鬼听令，收到短信，群鬼出动，大闹人间，狂欢一夜，快点行动！

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《大牙de顽童时代》是50后另类怀旧绘本,作者以搞笑的漫画形式生动地反映了“50后”。

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时而轻松搞笑,时而沉闷忧郁,时而惊险刺激,时而缠绵悱恻。

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近日,一本名为《Q版语文》的“搞笑”书吸引了许多年轻人的眼球,其文被榕树下、新浪、搜弧等中文门户网站转载,成为一大热门网文。

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这一轻松并搞笑的回答，连大刘都忍不住对她刮目相看，从此早晚电话联络不断、私下饭聚，最终甘比顺利成为刘銮雄的新宠。

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在成长的过程中，我不知不觉的就到了小学三年级，现在回想起以前做的傻事可真搞笑呀！

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周星驰的电影不但搞笑，还很有创意。

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周星驰的电影不但搞笑，还很有创意。

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问候无他，刺激下你的笑神经而已！虽然我不会搞笑，但想带给你欢笑。愿你站着笑，蹲着笑，梦里笑，努力追求笑的最高境界：皮笑肉不笑。总之开心就好！

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网友“潇湘挽泪”:我就纳闷了,这是去度假还是离家出走啊?网友“小草儿”:这妹子是来搞笑的吧,看到那一小盆仙人球“噗”了。

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国际气象节短信祝福语，提醒人们天气多变，注意防寒保暖的短信。温馨祝福表示关怀，搞笑调侃祝福让问候充满快乐。

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人都有以第一印象定好坏的习惯，认为一个人好时，就会爱屋及乌，认为一个人不好时，就会全盘否认。经典名言经典名人名言经典搞笑名言。

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而春晚自身在内容和形式上,仍然坚守着宏大叙事的歌舞、充满说教的台词、赚人眼泪的煽情以及空洞乏味的搞笑,已使老百姓出现审美疲劳。

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中秋快到了，有人短信搞笑，有人短信整蛊；有人短信传情，有人短信祝福；我没有那么多花样，只有送上一句轻松的问候：预祝中秋快乐！

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这孩子今天穿得不伦不类的真搞笑。

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记得，天冷了，多加衣。别感冒了！如果你不幸（中奖）不小心打了个喷嚏，请记得，那一定是搞笑短信网的我们在想你们哦！立冬快乐！

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整个故事充满着辛辣苦甜喜剧,闹剧幽默搞笑,令人寻味,情节里浓郁缠绵惊魂动魄扣人心弦,引人入胜,趣味盎然,精畅悦目定会把你的思绪带到那疯狂的年代。

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搞笑姓氏：1、新来一美女姐姐，姓姚，人称姚姐；2、新来一同事，姓赖，人称小赖；3、马先生是杂志主编，简称马编；4、两同事都姓王，简称大王小王，打牌时全乱套；5、一女同事姓皮，嫁个老公姓毛，真是皮之不存，毛将焉附？6、一董事长姓古，自我介绍时说：大家好，我是古董！

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"给你讲个故事吧""什么故事”“开始有点恐怖，中间有点搞笑，结尾有点凄惨”“还有这样的故事”“故事是：有一个鬼，他放了一个屁，结果他死了”哈哈哈。谢娜

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本短信内含魅力、健康活泼青春力、阳光浪漫吸引力、好运吉祥幸福力、幽默搞笑感染力，收到的人必将在情人节拥有运气财气好福气，一年里都会爱情大顺，还没有爱人的会找到，并厮守到老；有爱人的会更亲密，浓情蜜意；已结婚的会更幸福，生活和睦。情人节快乐！

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在读书中，我们肯定会为书中搞笑的情节而哈哈大笑，也会为了一些凄凉，悲惨的情节，而默默流泪。在读书时，我们的表情是千变万化的。

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中央电视台这地方，拉条狗进演播室，连播一个月，中国名狗！但是你自己一定得明白，背靠大树，就真以为自己成了大树，这很搞笑！白岩松

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作者附言：这整篇文章是都是在搞笑而且应该被当成搞笑，尽管它到处都夹杂着一些自明之理。

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邓超则被警示不要犯陈赫的错误;马伊俐则被大批的网友安抚情绪;最搞笑的是王思聪被指与许靖撞脸,还引发热议……

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他时而举起双手，时而摊开双手，作出各种搞笑动作。

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一百十八、太搞笑!“狸猫换太子”的消费者让大小姐家kaki秀淘宝店主哭笑不得!

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我们就是把球踢到前场,然后胡抡拳头乱打,他希勒想凭这些料就想称霸英超赛场?搞笑!!!

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“两只蝴蝶”家庭搞笑版：你让我健健康康来减肥，我进展太快眼发黑，啤酒拿一瓶，斟酒打了杯，你说我真是没用，我有“罪”。

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【搞笑民间招牌】最牛叉卖烧鸡的——禽始皇；最牛叉搞电焊的——焊武帝；最牛叉卖冰糖葫芦的——糖太宗；最牛叉卖馒头的——容馍馍；最牛叉卖卤肉的——卤智深；最牛叉卖门帘的——攀金莲；最牛叉搞婚庆的——喜门庆；最牛叉卖**的——史进。

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【天热搞笑语录】1.热天就是不好，穷的时候连西北风都没得喝；2.大家都说今天很热，我觉得只是冷得不明显而已；3.我的汗犹如滔滔江水，延绵不绝；4.想当年我也是个痴情的种子，结果太阳太大太热太疯狂，活活晒干了……

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搞笑版《小毛驴》我有一只小毛驴从来也不骑，有一天心血来潮，毛驴骑着我去赶集，手里拿着皮鞭，我心里正得意，不知怎么噼啪鞭子抽裂我一身皮！

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这是最搞笑的反应类型，而且可能是我们碰到的第二常见的情况。

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他时而举起双手，时而摊开双手，作出各种搞笑动作。

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唐永亮的个子又瘦又矮，象个小木桩，他的眼睛又黑又亮，一看就知道他机灵过人，一肚子的鬼主意。他自称为“搞笑巨星”“算死亮亮”。

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万圣节到同学聚，胸佩骷髅戴魔像。大家一起扮魔怪，大魔吓跑小鬼头。搞笑声声窗外传，游戏一场糖果尝。万圣节为同学们祈福，平安吉祥学习向上追逐梦想！

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而陈雪萍扮演的陈季常,种种惧内表现虽然夸张搞笑却不恶形恶状,风流才子的表演基调没有被夸张举动所掩盖,分寸感拿捏得相当不错。

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这是一部纯粹的搞笑片,除了黄飞鸿一板正经以外,其他如饰梁宽的梁家仁、饰牙擦苏的张卫健、饰大茶壶的陈百祥,还有女主角袁咏仪,都不择手段的出洋相。

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搞笑组合Tunnels的成员石桥贵明和木梨宪武,近年投资影坛却票房失利,导致两人的妻子不约而同复出赚钱,而石桥贵明的太太,就是大名鼎鼎的铃木保奈美。

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《你好毒》搞笑版：你说我很帅，其实我很可爱。从不搞破鞋，只找个老婆爱。可怜我现在，还没有对相唉。难道我不帅，我在原地发呆。迎面走过来，一位漂亮女孩。

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中央电视台这地方，拉条狗进演播室，连播一个月，中国名狗！但是你自己一定得明白，背靠大树，就真以为自己成了大树，这很搞笑！

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搞笑语录：知之为知之，不知百度知；听君一席话，省我十本书；李白乘舟将欲行，忽听扑通跳水声。一个猛子扎下去，捞起一看是汪伦；持子之手，方知子丑！

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唐永亮的个子又瘦又矮，象个小木桩，他的眼睛又黑又亮，一看就知道他机灵过人，一肚子的鬼主意。他自称为“搞笑巨星”“算死亮亮”。

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人因为思想而伟大：人显然是为思想而生的。我们的全部尊严就在于思想。宇宙的空间囊括并吞没了我，由于思想我却囊括了整个宇宙。思想的本性是多么伟大，思想的缺陷又是多么卑微啊！这真是一位搞笑的上帝。帕斯卡

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这搞笑般此消彼长的情形,著名的摩尔定律似乎也管用.

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其实在舞台上，他表现出来的搞笑，只是想告诉大家他是一个开朗的人，没大家想象中的那么严肃。

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看到我一副不信的样子,这个老头子顿时急了,嘴上的胡子都翘起来了,颤颤巍巍的颇是搞笑。

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搞笑语录：迅雷不及掩耳盗铃，以不变应万变不离其宗，成事不足挂齿，一屋不扫何以扫天下无敌，举头望明月几时有，呆若木鸡毛当令箭，一泻千里共婵娟。

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搞笑防震语录：初一睡家里，十五睡帐篷，因为躲得过初一躲不过十五；别睡在庙里，因为跑得了和尚跑不了庙！初恋防震最佳，因为爱情像雨像雾又像风。

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愚人节日短信传，到处搞笑声不断。妙笔生花有高招，不知不觉骗上当。愚人心切忙前赶，忽醒细悟已上当。祝友愚节喜欢颜，生活多姿色斑斓。愚人节快乐！

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黄小锋看着方少东搞笑的样子,破愁为笑,不免觉得烦恼一扫而光,恢复了他以往的微笑。

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时而轻松搞笑,时而沉闷忧郁,时而惊险刺激,时而缠绵悱恻。

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藉搞笑去反省现实，是"哈痞"的理念。香港流行即食文化，最紧要够"抢"够"爆"，不求甚解笑完就算。现在还有多少人有兴趣去"探讨社会"？

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此刻或是彼刻，那是不同的，心声和心情那是轻盈的，欢笑和搞笑那是相承的，开心和开怀那是共同的，工作结束，享受下班，祝你开心快乐。

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人生三要：看帖记得回复，一个顶字能给楼主莫大的鼓舞，短信记得要回复，哪怕只是几句的祝福，短信搞笑记得要转发，几条短信败不了家。

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我看搞笑电视时总是捧腹大笑。

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然而这种声音,应是诤言谠论、真知灼见,而不是漫无边际的泛泛之谈,更不是博人一乐的“搞笑”。

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搞笑车窗告示：1新车上路，内有杀手。2女司机+磨合+头一次=女魔头。3新手手潮，越催越面。4刹车油门分不清，都好使！5爱我追我，别吻我怕羞！

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【七夕搞笑语录】1、拿破仑：不过七夕的公民不是好公民！2、曹操：宁教我过七夕节，休教七夕节过我！3、周华健：不经历七夕，怎么见爱情？4、耐克：七夕？just过it！5、李宁：七夕，一切皆有可能！6、雪莱：七夕到了，爱情还会远吗？祝七夕快乐，爱情甜蜜！

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但是由于紧张的缘故，整个录音过程想不出什么闪光点来，没有段子，没有搞笑，一本正经，还真的跟性病老军医可以一较高下。

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电视中的江湖人物见面总会说：“兄台，我对你的仰慕之情，犹如长江之水，滔滔不绝。”真是好搞笑吧！

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我思想开放，我喜欢搞笑的幽默和令人愉悦的伴侣。

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小的时候，我很调皮，做过许多恶作剧，让人哭笑不得，但有一次我做了个最搞笑的恶作剧，可把妈妈吓坏了。

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搞笑、说教、煽情、讽刺,各有各的主题;灯戏、音乐、谐剧、荒诞,各有各的形式。

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若认为这只是搞笑，那你就错了：他正在海德堡大学攻读中式英语方向的博士学位。

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里查德：我也喜欢搞笑片，所以我们才这么好。

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怎祝网汉语词典查词提供。

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