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一出租车司机拉了一外宾，这个外宾想去飞机场，但不会汉语，跟司机说了半天也无法让司机明白他要去的地方。他只好张开双臂，比划飞机的样子。司机恍然大悟，说：“明白了，明白了。”司机一遛烟把外宾拉到了目的地。外宾下车一看，傻了眼：全聚德烤鸭店。