挨揍造句

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元旦来临，在新的一年里，我愿意照顾你的一生，愿意管你的三餐对你嘘寒问暖，愿意保护你不让人欺负，可是拜托你能不能先回猪圈啊！跑出来可会挨揍的哟！

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东施效颦,招笑是招笑,但没有挨揍,可后面两位挫男,却饱饱地挨了一顿砖头瓦块和臭鸡蛋。

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悟空（自言自语）：我是人还是妖？八戒：人。挨揍。悟净：妖。挨揍。小白：人妖。挨揍。唐僧：妖人？挨揍。悟空：终于爽了，管我是人还是妖呢！