搞笑英语句子 在现实生活或工作学习中，许多人对一些广为流传的句子都不陌生吧，句子是由词或词组构成的语言基本运用单位。句子的类型有很多，你都知道吗？下面是我为大家整理的搞笑英语句子，欢迎阅读，希望大家能够喜欢。 搞笑英语句子1 01 人生的最大遗憾莫过于错误地坚持了不该坚持的，轻易地放弃了不该放弃的…… The most regret ion of live is insist on something that shouldn’t be insisted on,give up something that shouldn’t be given up 02 大师兄，你知道吗二师兄的肉现在比师傅的都贵了。 Tang Monk/Tang Priest,don’t you know piggy is more valuable than you (The Pilgrimage to the West) 03 怀才就像怀孕，时间长了才能看出来。 Having knowledge likes having pregnant,it takes times to be awareness 04 还能冲动，表示你还对生活有激情，总是冲动，表示你还不懂生活。 If you acts on impulse,you have passions in life,if you always acts on impulse,you don’t know what life is 05 我问一个在深圳工作了二十年的朋友：“如果你死后，你的墓志铭打算写点啥”他说：“我解决了住房问题!” I asked a question to a friend who has been working in Shenzhen for 20 years,what would be the proudest things in your life if you died He said:I have already pay back the mortgage loan of my department 06 妈妈说人最好不要错过两样东西，最后一班回家的车和一个深爱你的人。 Mom said you’d better not miss two things ,the last bus to home and the person who loves you deeply 07 一天看到一位大妈在烧纸，边烧边嘟囔着：收到了全都买基金吧。 One day I saw a old woman was burning paper money and mumbled:buy funds if you get it 08 好的爱情是你透过一个男人看到世界，坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界…… A good love is you find the world for a man;a bad love is you abandon the world for a man 09 诸葛亮出山前，也没带过兵!凭啥我就要工作经验 Before Liang Zhuge coming out,he didnt have experience in leading the army! why i should have experience when look for a job 10 如果你看到面前的阴影，别怕，那是因为你的背后有阳光…… If you saw the dark in front of you,dont be afriad,that's because sunshine is at your back搞笑英语句子2 1Money is not everythingThere‘s Mastercard & Visa 2One should love animalsThey are so tasty 3Love the neighborBut don‘t get caught 4Behind every successful man,there is a womanAnd behind every unsuccessful man,there are two 5Every man should marryAfter all,happiness is not the only thing in life 6The wise never marry,And when they marry they become otherwise 7Success is a relative termIt brings so many relatives 8Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today 9Love is photogenicIt needs darkness to develop 10Children in backseats cause accidentsAccidents in backseats cause children 11"Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep 12There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning 13"Hard work never kills anybody" But why take the risk " 14"Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours! " 15God made relatives;Thank God we can choose our friends 16When two‘s company,three‘s the result! 17A dress is like a barbed fenceIt protects the premises without restricting the view 18Themore you learn,the more you know,The more you know,the more youforgetThe more you forget,the less you knowSo why bother to learn搞笑英语句子3 1、 When did you watch television？ 2、 Robert bought a new bookcase last month 3、 Did you watch the match last night？ 4、 He arrived the week before last 5、 The train was nine minutes late 6、 Did you wash your hands before the meal？ 7、 I arrived here one hour ago 8、 You missed the last train搞笑英语句子4 1 Sometimes love is not enough when the road gets tough 有时候，当生活的路越来越艰难时，只有爱就不够了。 2 The best kind of feelings in life are the ones you can't explain 生命中最美好的感受往往妙不可言。 3 Sometimes the right person for you was there all along You just didn't see it because the wrong one was blocking the sight 有时候，适合你的那个人其实一直在那儿。 只是那些错的人挡住了你的视线，你才没有看见。 4 You are the only one who drives me mental and keeps me sane 只有你才能既让我发疯，又让我理智。 5 Positive emotions not only contribute to our success, they don't just contribute to our feeling good;they also contribute to our wellbeing 积极情绪不仅有助成功，不仅能让我们感觉好，还有助我们获得幸福。 6 Follow your heart,but take your brain with you 跟随自己的'心，但要保持清醒的头脑。 7 I have this weird self esteem problem where I hate myself yet,I still think I'm better than everyone 我有个很奇葩的自尊问题，在某些方面我既恨自己不够好，又觉得自己比任何人都好。 8 I have a special breakfast for you today,a glass of care,a plate of happiness,a spoon of peace,a fork of trust and a bowl of prayer 今天我为你做了顿丰盛的早餐，一杯关心，一碟幸福，一勺平和，一叉信任，还有一碗祈福。 9 Sometimes you need to look back,otherwise you will never know what you have lost in the way of forever searching 偶尔要回头看看，否则永远都在追寻，而不知道自己失去了什么。 10 No matter where you go in life,there's always gonna be the one person that wants to bring you down,so stay strong and face your problems,instead of running away 无论生活去向何方，总会出现一个人想将你打败，所以，保持强大，直面问题，而不是逃避。 11 Love doesn't walk away,people do 爱是不会离开你的，会离开你的是人。 12 Happiness can be found,even in the darkest of times,if one remembers turn on the light 即使在最黑暗的时刻，幸福也有迹可循，只要你记得打开一盏灯。 13 Life is like a piano: white keys are happy moments and black keys are sad moments But remember both keys are played together to give sweet music 生活就像一架钢琴：白键是快乐，黑键是悲伤。 但是，要记住只有黑白键的合奏才能弹出美妙的音乐。 14 One of the best things in the world is when someone you love holds your hand 世界上最美好的事情之一就是你爱的人紧紧握着你的手。 15 Don't try to understand everything because sometimes, things are not meant to be understood but rather to just be accepted 不要尝试去弄清每件事，因为有时候一些事情不是用来理解的，而是要懂得接受它们。 16 Relationships don't need promises,terms and conditions It just needs TWO people:who can trust and who can understand 感情不需要诺言，协议与条件。 它只需要两个人：一个能够信任的人，与一个愿意理解的人。 17 We may have an ugly past but luck enough we have a spotless future 我们也许有个不堪回首的过去，但足够幸运的是还有个洁白无瑕的未来。 18 Life has its ups and downs Sometimes the sun shines,sometimes the rain lashes, but then it takes both the sun and rain to make a rainbow 生活中有起有落，有时候阳光普照，有时候大雨倾盆，但是只有在经历过阳光风雨之后才会有彩虹。 19 Being someone's first love may be great,but to be their last is beyond perfect! 成为别人的初恋固然好，但更好的是成为他们最终的爱人！ 20 Sometimes,it is difficult to express the feelings that come from within the heart 有时候，很难把内心深处的感受表达出来。 21 Everything you want in life has a price connected to it There's a price to pay if you want to make things better, a price to pay just for leaving things as they are 你生活里的每件事都有它的代价。 如果你想让事情变得更好，需要付出代价； 想让事情仅仅维持它们的现状也要付出代价。 22 We are afraid to care too much,for fear that the other person does not care at all 我们不敢太在乎，是因为害怕别人压根儿不在乎。 23如果没有相等的爱，那就让我爱多一些吧。 If equal affection cannot be,let the more loving be me 24爱是长在我们心里的藤蔓。 Love is a vine that grows into our hearts 25因为你，我懂得了爱。 If I know what love is,it is because of you 26爱情是生活最好的提神剂。 Love is the greatest refreshment in life 27有了你，黑暗不再是黑暗。 The darkness is no darkness with thee 28如果没有人爱我们，我们也就不会再爱自己了。 We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us 28治疗爱的创伤唯有加倍地去爱。 There is no remedy for love but to love more 30如果爱不疯狂就不是爱了。 When love is not madness,it is not love 31有爱的心永远年轻。 A heart that loves is always young 32爱情就像月亮，不增则减。 Love is like the moon,when it does not increase,it decreases 33灵魂不能没有爱而存在。 The soul cannot live without love 34生命虽短，爱却绵长。 Brief is life,but love is long 35爱比大衣更能驱走寒冷。 Love keeps the cold out better than a cloak 36没有了爱，地球便成了坟墓。 Take away love,and our earth is a tomb 37我的爱与你同在。 My heart is with you 38尽管还不曾离开，我已对你朝思暮想！ I miss you so much already and I haven't even left yet! 39我会想你，在漫漫长路的每一步。 I'll think of you every step of the way 40无论你身在何处，无论你为何忙碌，我都会在此守候。 Wherever you go,whatever you do,I will be right here waiting for you 41热烈的爱情是不可抑制的渴望。 Passionate love is a quenchless thirst 42在这个世界上，男人最珍贵的财产就是一个女人的心。 The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman's heart 43没有你的日子就像一本没有书页的书。 Every day without you is like a book without pages 44爱很难投入，但一旦投入，便更难走出。 Love is hard to get into,but harder to get out of 45爱是一盏永不昏暗的明灯。 Love is a light that never dims 46愿你的爱乘着飞翔的白鸽，展翅高飞。 May your love soar on the wings of a dove in flight 47人活着总要爱一回。 She who has never loved,has never lived 48生命如花，爱情是蜜。 Life is the flower for which love is the honey 49两颗相爱的心之间不需要言语。 No words are necessary between two loving hearts 50在这世上珍贵的东西总是罕有，所以这世上只有一个你。 Precious things are very few in this world That is the reason there is just one you 51我的心因你而笑。 You make my heart smile 52为何好女孩总喜欢坏男孩？ Why do the good girls,always want the bad boys 53和你在一起就像在一个清爽的早晨漫步。 Being with you is like walking on a very clear morning 54爱永远不会嫌晚。 It is never too late to fall in love 55对于世界，你可能只是一个人，但对于某个人，你却是整个世界。 To the world you may be just one person To the person you may be the world 56哪里有爱，哪里就有希望。 Where there is love,there are always wishes 57你不会因为美丽去爱一个女人，但她却会因为你的爱而变得美丽。 You don't love a woman because she is beautiful,but she is beautiful because you love her 58爱是永恒的，外表可能改变，但本质永远不变。 Love is something eternal;the aspect may change,but not the essence 59爱情不是数着日子过去，它让每个日子都变得有意义。 Love is not a matter of counting the days It's making the days count 60拥有你美丽的爱情，太阳就永远明媚。 With the wonder of your love,the sun above always shines搞笑英语句子5 1、Wish you a happy new year and a good fortune in the coming year when we will share our happiness,think of our good friends,and our dreams come true! 在这快乐分享的时刻，思念好友的时刻，美梦成真的时刻，祝你—新年快乐，佳节如意！ 2、Every coin has two sides 任何事物都是有二面性的。 3、If you doubt yourself,then indeed you stand on shaky ground 如果你怀疑自己，那么你的立足点确实不稳固了。 4、My heart beats for you every day I am inspired by you every minute,and I worry about you every second It is wonderful to have you in my life 每一天都为你心跳，每一刻都被你感动，每一秒都为你担心。有你的感觉真好。 5、Love me ,love my dog 爱屋及乌。 6、Perfect mutual understanding 心有灵犀一点通。 7、If you would go up high,then use your own legs! Do not let yourselves carried aloft;do not seat yourselves on other people's backs and heads 如果你想走到高处，就要使用自己的两条腿！不要让别人把你抬到高处；不要坐在别人的背上和头上。 8、If winter comes,can spring be far behind 冬天来了，春天还会远吗？ 9、In such a soft and warm season,please accept my sincere blessing and deep concern for you 在这充满温馨的季节里，给你我真挚的祝福及深深的思念。 10、I cannot live without you 没有你，我的生活毫无意义。 11、There is nothing like a true friend 没有什么比拥有一个真心朋友更好的了。 12、Time goes with wind,I love you forever 时间随风而去，我永远爱你。 13、A friend in need is a friend indeed 患难见真情。 14、To the world you may be one person,but to one person you may be the world 对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。 15、Yesterday once more,memory,raining,snowing smiling are touching my heart 昨日重现，回忆，雨，雪，微笑触动我的心。 16、Don't cry because it is over,smile because it happened 不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。 17、For our ever-lasting friendship,send sincere blessings and warm greetings to my friends whom I miss so much 一份不渝的友谊，执着千万个祝福，给我想念的朋友，温馨的问候。 18、It is graceful grief and sweet sadness to think of you,but in my heart,there is a kind of soft warmth that can't be expressed with any choice of words 想你，是一种美丽的忧伤的甜蜜的惆怅，心里面，却是一种用任何语言也无法表达的温馨。 ;搞笑英文广告词Strawberry flower 梅花Strawberry草莓 flower 花朵中文翻译 草莓花 cherry flower 樱花cherry樱桃 flower花中文翻译 樱桃花搞笑的英语单词 广告 已深入到社会生活的各个方面它用富有感情色彩的语言来吸引受众、感染受众，不仅使人们其了解商品、信任其商品，同时也成为一种社会 文化 。下面是我带来的关于搞笑 英文广告词 的内容，欢迎阅读! 搞笑 经典广告词 1 Just do it 跟着感觉走。(耐克运动鞋) 2 Ask for more 渴望无限。(百事流行鞋) 3 Obey your thirst 服从你的渴望。(雪碧) 4 Feel the new space 感受新境界。(三星电子) 5 Focus on life 瞄准生活。(奥林巴斯相机) 6 Good to the last drop 滴滴香浓,意犹未尽。(麦氏咖啡) 7 A Kodak moment 就在柯达一刻。(柯达胶卷)/Share moments Share life (柯达胶卷) 8 Started Ahead 成功之路,从头开始。(飘柔洗发水) 9 Make yourself heard 理解就是沟通。(爱立信手机) 10 Intelligence everywhere 智慧演绎,无处不在。(摩托罗拉手机) 11 The choice of a new generation 新一代的选择。(百事可乐) 12 We integrate, you communicate 我们集大成,您超越自我。(三菱电工) 13 The relentless pursuit of perfection 不懈追求完美。(凌志轿车) 14 Poetry in motion, dancing close to me 动态的诗,向我舞近。(丰田汽车) /Where there is a way, there is a Toyota有路就有丰田车(丰田汽车) 15 Let's make things better 让我们做得更好。(飞利浦电器) 16 Good teeth, good health 牙齿好,身体就好。(高露洁牙膏) 17 Can't beat the real thing 挡不住的诱惑。(可口可乐)/Things go better with Coco-Cola(Coco-Cola)饮可口可乐，万事如意。(可口可乐) 18 Tide's in, dirt's out 汰渍到,污垢逃。(汰渍洗衣粉) 19 Apple thinks different 苹果电脑,不同凡“想”。(苹果电脑) 20 Not all cars are created equal 并非所有的汽车都有相同的品质。(三菱汽车) 搞笑英文广告文案 1 Anything is possible 没有不可能的事。(东芝电子) /Take TOSHIBA, take the world 拥有东芝，拥有世界。(东芝电子) 2 Our wheels are always turning 我们的车轮常转不停。(五十铃汽车) 3 The world smiles with Reader's Digest 《读者文摘》给全世界带来欢笑。(《读者文摘》) 4 Nobody is perfect 没有一个人的身材是十全十美的。(苗条健身器材) 5 The Globe brings you the world in a single copy 一册在手,纵览全球。(《环球》杂志) 6 Live well, snack well 美好生活离不开香脆的饼干。(斯耐克威尔士饼干) 7 We're the dot in com 我们就是网络。(太阳微系统公司) 8 No business too small, no problem too big 没有不做的小生意,没有解决不了的大问题。(IBM公司) 9The new digital era 数码新时代。(索尼影碟机) 10We lead Others copy 我们领先，他人仿效。(理光复印机) 1Impossible made possible 使不可能变为可能。(佳能打印机) 12 Take time to indulge 尽情享受吧!(雀巢冰激凌) 3 Come to where the flavor is Marlboro Country 光临风韵之境——万宝路世界。(万宝路香烟) 14To me， the past is black and white， but the future is always color 对我而言，过去平淡无奇;而未来，却是绚烂缤纷。(轩尼诗酒) 15 The taste is great 味道好极了。(雀巢咖啡) 16From Sharp minds, come sharp products来自智慧的结晶 。(夏普产品) 17Mosquifo bye bye bye(RADAR) 蚊子杀、杀、杀。(雷达牌驱虫剂) 18Connecting People(Nokia) 科技以人为本。(诺基亚) 19Ideas for life 为生活着想。(松下电子) 20Time is what you make of it(Swatch) 天长地久(斯沃奇手表) 搞笑英文广告词 范文 消声器广告 1 Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming" 一家消声器店外："根本不用预约，我们听到你来了!" 来源:恒星 英语学习 网-口语频道 酒馆广告 2 Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people" 酒店门外：“帮帮忙!我们缺少常住小酒馆的人。” 来源:恒星英语学习网-口语频道 3 On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left" 接待室的桌上：“三个一轮!我们要毫不留情地赶走第三个推销员!注：第二个刚刚离开。” 兽医候诊室 标语 4 In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!" 兽医的候诊室：“稍候5分钟。趴下，别动!” 来源:恒星英语学习网-口语频道 电气公司标语 5 At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill However, if you don’t you will be" 在电气公司：“如果你送来钞票，我们会很高兴;如果你不送，就会被断电。” 6 On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte" 电脑专卖店门上：“出去找一个更快的字节。” 来源:恒星英语学习网-口语频道 10 In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional" 在咨询师办公室：“变老是由上帝控制的，变聪明是由自己控制的。”搞笑英文广告词相关 文章 ： 1 有趣的英语广告词 2 世界著名经典英文广告词汇总 3 有创意又经典回味的英文广告词 4 有创意的英文广告词附译文 5 2015年经典的英语广告词求一个搞笑小品，6人表演，要求台词带有简单英语。1楼 baby now i need you by my side without you i can't fall in love again without you i can'toh baby i can't fall in love again(i can't never fall in love)til the end of time in a world so close to me i'm just so in love with a girl who's in my heart each and everyday i wanna have you next to me and i say to the world i'll never let it end中文读音：北鼻 闹 爱 逆的 油 拜 买 赛的唯日奥特 油 爱 抗特 佛欧 因 老夫 额给恩唯日奥特 油 爱 抗特欧 北鼻 爱 抗特 佛欧 因 老夫 额给恩(爱 抗特 奶我 佛欧 因 老夫)踢欧 日额 摁的 欧服 太恩 因 额 我的 搜 可漏丝 兔 密阿恩 加斯特 搜 因 老夫 唯日 额 个欧 乎斯 因 麦 哈特一趣 摁的 唉5里嘚 爱 我呢 嗨无 油 奶克斯特 兔 密摁的 爱 塞 兔 日额 我的 爱欧 奶我 勒特 一特 摁的看看这些够不够啊话剧可以不？6人英语话剧小剧本-小红帽Little Red Riding Hood第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里） Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma Take them to Grandma Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok! Mum： （亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good Be careful Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy Mum： Bye-bye Darling 第二场：在路上 (一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁) Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf I am hungry (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood Hi! Little Red Riding Hood Where are you going (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼) Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞) Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后） Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye Six Ducks：Goodbye． 第三场：Grandma家 Grandma： （喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。） Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now (做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma’ s house (高兴地对观众说)Aha , it’s here(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang． Grandma： Who is it？ Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It’s me Little Red Riding Hood Grandma： (边说边起床) Come in, come in Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , I’ll eat you Grandma： （惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上） 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。 Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy！I’ll sleep Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门)Grandma．Grandma． Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it？ Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me。Little Red Riding Hood What a strange noise! Wolf：Come in， Come in Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回几步)Oh! What are big ears! Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a big eyes! Wolf：I can see you pretty face Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big hand Wolf：I can hug you Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look! What a big hands Wolf：(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you! Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh！No! No! Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）It’s delicious I still sleep I like sleeping Hunter： (一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场)Where’s the wolf Look! A door．(推门)The wolf is sleeping Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声) Hunter： (端起枪想打，又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside I must be hurry．(从桌子上拿起剪刀，举起) Look! Scissors (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you． Hunter： Grandma ,give me some needles and thread． Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones． Grandma： (从桌子上拿来针线) Little Red Riding Hood：(搬来几个石头)One, two, three Hunter： (把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里) Grandma： I'll thread it Hunter： (拿起枪)Woke up! Wolf：(起床，两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your arms! Wolf：(边跑边说) Help! Don’t shot me! Hunter： （开枪）Bang, bang! Wolf： (应声倒下) Hunter： The bad wolf is dead． Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah! Thank you． Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank you
