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导读：1 搞笑的英语句子翻译 一、幽默的英语句子 1) Money is not everything There's Mastercard & Visa 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。 2) One should l
1 搞笑的英语句子翻译
一、幽默的英语句子 1) Money is not everything There's Mastercard & Visa 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
2) One should love animals They are so tasty 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。 3)Save water Shower with your girlfriend 要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
4)Love the neighbor But don't get caught 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。 5)Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two 每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。
每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。 6)Every man should marry After all, happiness is not the only thing in life 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
7)The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise 聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。 8)Success is a relative term It brings so many relatives 成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。
9)Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today 不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。 10)Love is photogenic It needs darkness to develop 爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
（老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈） 11)Children in backseats cause accidents Accidents in backseats cause children 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。 12)"Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep "现在的梦想决定着你的将来"，所以还是再睡一会吧。
13)There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning 应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。 14)"Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk？ " "努力工作不会导致死亡！"不过我不会用自己去证明。
15)"Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours！ " "工作好有意思耶！"尤其是看着别人工作。 16)God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends 神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
17)When two's company, three's the result！ 两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！ 18)A dress is like a barbed fence It protects the premises without restricting the view 服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。 19)The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So why bother to learn 学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？ 二、励志的英语句子 1No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry 没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。
2If you fail, don't forget to learn your lesson 如果你失败了，千万别忘了汲取教训。 3Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you 不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间 4Live a noble and honest life Reviving past times in your old age will help you to enjoy your life again 过一种高尚而诚实的生活。
当你年老时回想起过去，你就能再一次享受人生。 5To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world 对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。
6Never judge people by their appearance 永远不要以貌取人。 7Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to 不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。
8Remember the best love is to love others unconditionally rather than make demands on them 记住：最好的爱存在于对别人的爱胜于对别人的索求之上。 9Use your crystal goblets Do not save your best perfume, and use it every time you feel you want it 举起你的酒杯吧。
不要吝啬洒上你最好的香水，你想用的时候就享用吧！ 10Search for knowledge, read more, sit on your front porch and admire the view without paying attention to your needs 寻找更多的知识，多读一些书，坐在你家的前廊里，以赞美的眼光去享受眼前的风景，不要带上任何功利的想法。 11Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you 在你想了解别人也想让别人了解你之前，先完善并了解自己。
12Do not keep anything for a special occasion, because every day that you live is a SPECIAL OCCASION 不要将你的东西为了某一个特别的时刻而预留着，因为你生活的每一天都是那么特别。 13Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile 纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。
14"There are only two creatures," says a proverb, "who can surmount the pyramids-the eagle and the snail" 俗话说：“能登上金字塔的。
2 跪求有趣的英文句子,如Canyoucanacanasacannercancanacan1Can you can a can as a canner can can a can？你能够像罐头工人一样装罐头吗？2I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish,but if you wish the wish the witch wishes,I won't wish the wish you wish to wish我希望梦想着你梦想中的梦想，但是如果你梦想着女巫的梦想，我就不想梦想着你梦想中的梦想3I scream,you scream,we all scream for ice-cream！我叫喊，你叫喊，我们都喊着要冰淇淋！4How many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook cookiesA good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies如果一个好的厨师能做小甜饼，那么他能做多少小甜饼呢？一个好的厨师能做出和其它好厨师一样多的小甜饼5The driver was drunk and drove the doctor's car directly into the deep ditch这个司机喝醉了，他把医生的车开进了一个大深沟里6Whether the weather be fine or whether the weather be notWhether the weather be cold or whether the weather be hotWe'll weather the weather whether we like it or not无论是晴天或是阴天无论是冷或是暖，不管喜欢与否，我们都要经受风霜雨露7Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppersA peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper pickedIf Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked？彼德派柏捏起一撮泡菜彼德派柏捏起的是一撮泡菜那么彼德派捏起的泡菜在哪儿？8I thought a thoughtBut the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thoughtIf the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought,I wouldn't have thought so much我有一种想法，但是我的这种想法不是我曾经想到的那种想法如果这种想法是我曾经想到的想法，我就不会想那么多了9Amid the mists and coldest frosts,With barest wrists and stoutest boasts,He thrusts his fists against the posts,And still insists he sees the ghosts雾蒙蒙，冰霜冻，手腕儿空空，话儿涌，只见他猛所拳头往柱子上砸，直说自己把鬼碰10Badmin was able to beat Bill at billiards,but Bill always beat Badmin badly at badminton巴德明在台球上能够打败比尔，但是打羽毛球比尔常常大败巴德明11Betty beat a bit of butter to make a better butter贝蒂敲打一小块黄油要做一块更好的奶油面12Rita repeated what Reardon recited when Reardon read the remarks当里尔登读评论时，丽塔重复里尔登背诵的东西13Few free fruit flies fly from flames没有几只果蝇从火焰中飞过去14Fifty-five flags freely flutter from the floating frigate五十五面旗子在轻轻漂浮的战舰上自由的飘扬15There is no need to light a night light on a light night like tonightfor a bright night light is just like a slight light像今夜这样明亮的夜晚，就不需要点一盏夜灯，因为明亮的夜灯也会变得微弱17A pleasant peasant keeps a pleasant pheasant and both the peasant and the pheasant are having a pleasant time together一位和气的农民养了一只伶俐的野鸡，而且这位和气的农民和这只伶俐的野鸡在一起度过了一段很美好的时光18How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets？如果裁纸机能裁纸的话，一个裁纸机能裁多少张纸呢？19MrSee owned a saw and MrSoar owned a seesawNow See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See西先生有一个锯，萨先生有一个秋千现在在萨先生看见西先生之前，西先生的锯锯断了萨先生的秋千20If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts,buy a cunning stunning stunt kite如果你非常相要好的风筝和精彩的表演，就去买一只漂亮的，灵巧的风筝吧21Ted sent Fred ten hens yesterday so Fred's fresh bread is ready already特德昨天给弗莱德送去了十只母鸡，所以弗莱德的新鲜面包已经准备好了22A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing net一个名叫费希尔的芬兰渔民在一个星期五的下午未能捕捉到任何鱼，结果他民现他的渔网上有一个大裂口23Franc's father is frying French fries for his five fire-fighter friends after they finished a fire-fighting in a factory在结束对一家工厂的灭火战斗以后，弗兰克的父亲在为他的五个消防队员朋友炸制法式土豆（炸薯条）。
3 有趣搞笑的英语句子Money is not everything There's Mastercard & Visa
钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals They are so tasty
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
Save water Shower with your girlfriend
要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two
每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。
Every man should marry After all, happiness is not the only thing in life
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise
聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
Success is a relative term It brings so many relatives
成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。
Love is photogenic It needs darkness to develop
爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。 （老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈）
Children in backseats cause accidents Accidents in backseats cause children
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
"Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning
应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
"Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk "
“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。
"Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours! "
“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends
神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two's company, three's the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！
A dress is like a barbed fence It protects the premises without restricting the view
服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know So why bother to learn
学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，
忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？
4 搞笑的英语句子1、When two's company, three's the result！两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！2、Children in backseats cause accidents Accidents in backseats cause children后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
3、God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。4、There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
5、Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。6、Success is a relative term It brings so many relatives成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。
7、A dress is like a barbed fence It protects the premises without restricting the view服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。8、Every man should marry After all, happiness is not the only thing in life再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
9、Love is photogenic It needs darkness to develop爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。10、The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
11、One should love animals They are so tasty每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。12、The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So why bother to learn学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？13、Money is not everything There's Mastercard Visa钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
14、Save water Shower with your girlfriend要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。15、Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。
每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。16、Work fascinates me I can look at it for hours！“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。
17、Hard work never killed anybody But why take the risk “努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。18、Love the neighbor But don't get caught要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
19、Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two 每个成功男人的背后， 都有一个女人 每个不成功男人的背后， 都有两个。
5 幽默英语小短语,急用啊~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~英汉对照幽默小短语 Money is not everything There's Mastercard & Visa 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡 One should love animals They are so tasty 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃 Love the neighbor But don't get caught 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道 Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
Every man should marry After all, happiness is not the only thing in life 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛 The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise 聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来 Success is a relative term It brings so many relatives 成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系） Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today 不要等明天交不上差再找借口， 今天就要找好 Love is photogenic It needs darkness to develop 爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养 Children in backseats cause accidents Accidents in backseats cause children 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外， 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩 "Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep "现在的梦想决定着你的将来"，所以还是再睡一会吧 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning 应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来 "Hard work never kills anybody" But why take the risk？ " 努力工作7a64e58685e5aeb931333234303034不会导致死亡！"不过我不会用自己去证明 "Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours！ " 工作好有意思耶！"尤其是看着别人工作 God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends 神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 When two's company, three's the result！ 两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！ A dress is like a barbed fence It protects the premises without restricting the view 服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看 The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So why bother to learn 学的越多，知道的越多， 知道的越多；忘记的越多， 忘记的越多；知道的越少， 为什么学来着？。
6 英语幽默短句100个1 Money is not everything There's Mastercard and Visa
钞票不是万能的，毕竟有时还需要信用卡。
2 One should love animals They are so tasty
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
3 Save water Shower with your girlfriend
要节约用水，所以尽量和女友一起洗澡。
4 Love the neighbor But don't get caught
要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
5 Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more
每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个或更多。
6 Every man should marry After all, happiness is not the only thing in life
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，毕竟幸福不是永久的嘛。
7 The wise never marry,and when they marry they become otherwise
聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
8 Success is a relative term It brings so many relatives
成功是一个相关名词，它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。
9 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today
不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。
10 Love is photogenic It needs darkness to develop
爱情就像照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
精选主持英语比赛主持词3篇
主持词可以采用和历史文化有关的表述方法去写作以提升活动的文化内涵。在如今这个时代，很多场合都需要主持人活跃现场气氛，主持人大多通过提前写好的主持词来开展工作，以下是我收集整理的主持英语比赛主持词3篇，欢迎大家分享。
主持英语比赛主持词 篇1
开场白:
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen
Good afternoon, fellow students
Today we are very happy and excited, because we are here, holding the First Duduler School English speaking competition
今天我们相聚在这里，快乐又激动。因为今天我们在这里举行多多乐首届英语口语风采大赛。
English is such a beautiful language We can use it to travel around the world
英语是一门美丽的语言，用英语我们可以周游世界。
By learning English we can know the people in the other side of the world What are they like What are they talking What are they thinking 学好了英语口语，我们可以认识全世界不同国家的人，他们是怎么样的，他们在想什么，讨论什么
In today's show, there are 43 contestants They come from different classes of different schools But they have the same aim, that is to practice English
今天的比赛总共有43名选手，他们来自不同学校不同的班级,但是大家都有一个共同的目标，那就是学好英语。
为了体现比赛的公平性，今天的比赛总共分为3组，一二年级为一组，三四年级为一组，五六以及初中为一组。按每个组的人数比例，一二年级组将设有一个冠军以及一个亚军;三四年级组将设有一个冠军，一个亚军，三个季军;五六初中组将设有一个冠军以及一个亚军。
比赛分为有3个环节。
第1环节是一分钟自我介绍
第2环节是单词认读比赛。会由评委老师计时，1分钟之内看哪位选手认读单词最多最准确。
第3个环节是评委将对每个选手提问。
在此，我预祝本次英语口语比赛圆满成功。
Next，let me introduce our judges 接下来，让我来介绍我们的评委老师, They are Welcome!
让我们用最热烈的掌声欢迎他们的到来。
My friends, It's time for our players to have their performance 亲爱的家长朋友们，下面我们将正式进入今天的决赛。让我们用最热烈的掌声为我们的比赛选手们加油!
首先出场的是我们三四年级组。
Now，let's warmly welcome contestant No1
现在，让我们用热烈的掌声有请一号选手______
Number 2 get ready ,please请选手二号做好准备。
Excellent! These 43 contestants give us a wonderful show
太棒了!感谢这43位选手给我们带来的精彩表演。
那现在请每位选手跟自己的爸爸妈妈坐在一起，我们的决赛结果已经出来了，正在icy老师手中，有谁想拿冠军你们想先宣布三四年级，还是一二年级，还是大哥哥大姐姐五六初中的`呢OK，首先从季军开始，获得多多乐首届英语口语比赛的第一位季军选手是掌声欢迎，获得我们多多乐的精美笔记本。谢谢，第二位季军选手是第三位季军选手是
接下来就是我们的亚军得主了，想拿亚军的选手举手!非常棒。
第一位亚军选手是第二位第三位我们把热烈的掌声送给他们
最后最激动人心的时刻到来了。还没拿到奖的不要着急，说不定你就是冠军哦。 那获得多多乐首届英语口语比赛的冠军得主是第二位冠军得主是第三位冠军得主是
有请我们的冠军得主发表获奖感言。
那比赛结果固然重要，但是更重要的是在这个比赛过程中孩子们取得的进步与成长，现场所有同学不管得奖与否，能进入决赛站在这个舞台上，你们都是最棒的!
现场没拿到冠亚军的选手，都将获得我们的最佳优胜奖，每人奖励30张笑脸卡。有请我们的
非常棒。
我们一起合个影。OK，现在回到座位上坐好。
At last, I just want to express my sincere thanks to all of you, to all the contestants for their wonderful performances To all the judges and all the teachers all the parents for their hard work,
最后，感谢所有选手的精彩表演，感谢评委和工作老师以及各位家长的辛勤劳动。
Thank you so much
今天多多乐首届英语口语比赛到此告一段落，感谢大家的到来，希望孩子们能取得更大的进步
主持英语比赛主持词 篇2Good afternoon，everyone，my honoured teachers and my fellow studentsI'm very honoured to be the host for today's competition this afternoon to give the opening speech for everybodynow you are watching the 1th “Welcome New Year”Cup English speech contest This is the final of senior and junior groups Thank you for coming to this afternoon’s competition In today's show There are 21 contestants in both groups They are coming from different Classes of different Grades I hope we can exchange experiences of how to learn English betterThese experiences will be very useful for the students in our schoolSo I hope we'll all make good use of this opportunity
主持英语比赛主持词 篇3A: Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen I am Judy I’m very glad to be the hostess for todays competition, to give the opening speech for everybody Now you are watching Gaoxin No1 International course center English speech contest Thank you for coming to this competition In todays show, there are 18 contestants coming from different classes All of them are freshmen I hope you can have a good day!
B：Hello, everyone My name is Lex First please allow me to introduce our guests first
Let’s warmly welcome our dear principal Mrs 李,Mr 蔡from Genuine International education,
the dean of our center Mr 冯,
and the dean of Foundation Mrs 刘
And all those other teachers Welcome
A: Also, let’s welcome our honorable judges:
Mr Perez,
Mr Perits,
Ms Taha,
and Mr Bagwell
Thank you all for joining us
B: Now，I will tell you something about this contest in general Today’s contest includes self-introduction, prepared speech and Impromptu speech The judges will judge you from the following aspects: Fluency and pronunciation, body language, content, language use and impression The awards contain two First winners, four Second winners, six Third winners and six Excellent Participation winners
A： In Prepared contest，you have about three minutes to deliver you speech One thing important is that you’d better give your speech without draft，then，you will face the Impromptu speech, after you choose the question, you have two minutes to prepare, and 2 minutes to answer Now, let’s welcome our 18 contestants come onto the stage to make a brief introduction about themselves
Thank you, all the contestants It’s seems that everyone is full of passion and well-prepared Now it comes to the second part, prepared speech
B：Let’s welcome the first contestant 卢一萍, Sara from class 1
A: Thank for you wonderful speech Now let’s welcome the next contestant xx from class xx
………………
………………
第九个人说完，
B：After seeing the fierce contest, you may feel a little serious, let’s have a rest now, you are going to enjoy a wonderful dance Welcome our beautiful dancer Zhang Qi from F5 carries with Jazz Fun-king, now the stage belongs to you!
……
A: Wow, I can’t believe my eyes The dance is so amazing After some time of relax, I think contestant No10 is ready Let’s welcome!
……
A：thank you for your wonderful performances One minute on the stage and ten years for practice, the road to success is never smooth and easy, but we truly believe if we work hard and never give up, our dream will come true! I believe all the contestants in this stage have proved this undoubtedly
B: Now let’s take a short break and enjoy a crosstalk presented by 张思明 from F3, and翟光耀 from F5
B: Your show is very funny I almost couldn’t stop laughing! Now, after the funny crosstalk, it’s time to get down to our business I am excited to say, let’s begin our Impromptu speech!
A: Welcome the first contestant…Now，please choose the number, ok your question is ……………now you have two minutes to prepare And, begin!
……
这里加上外教对于上面命题演讲做一个2分钟的comment
A Before the first contestant give her impromptu speech, first, let’s welcome contestant No 2 choose his question Your question is …… please get ready Contestant No 1, it’s your turn to give your impromptu speech
B: Excellent! The 18 contests gave us wonderful shows The meaning of this contest is to give us a chance to challenge ourselves, and the contest is supposed to offer a good atmosphere for us students, helping us speak out our dreams Then rebuild ourselves! I really hope you have learnt something useful through this contest Now I’d like to invite our judge xx to summary and comment this contest, welcome!
B: Thank you, thank you for you wonderful comment While our volunteers are calculating the scores, why don’t we relax ourselves a little bit Welcome a group of gorgeous girls from the dancing club to bring us “When breeze comes”
A: I feel myself is shaking, do you know why Because I am going to announce the final score of this contest I am so nervous
B：First I would like to announce the six Excellent Participation winners, they are …… And also, let’s welcome our judges Ms Taha, and Mr Bagwell to hand out the prices for them
Congratulations
A：Now I will tell you the third winners, they are…………Congratulations Let’s welcome Mr Perez and Mr Perits to hand out the prizes
B: Oh! I think I’m more nervous now, and the second winners are…… Congratulations Let’s welcome Mr Feng and Ms Liu to hand out the prizes
A: Ladies and gentlemen can you feel the most exciting time is coming Who are the lucky dogs to win the first prize Ok! I think I envy you now; they are xx and … Congratulations! Let’s welcome Ms Rebecca and Mr Cai to give the highest honor to them!
B： Congratulations to all the contestants！
这里要照相
A: Well, actually, that’s not all of it There is still a surprise waiting for you As we all know, TOEFL is one of the most important step for us to go abroad We might meet a lot of difficulties in the process of preparation Thanks to the Chinese and foreign teachers at school who built a solid foundation for the students in English learning At the same time, we also thank the teachers form outside who give students plenty of skills needed in the test Thank you all, our dear teachers
B: In order to award the students who got high scores in their TOEFL exams, Genuine international education decided to give scholarship to these students Let’s welcome 胡馨木, who got 117 with a full mark in Speaking part, 贺俊德, who got 107 with a full mark in Listening and 陈正瑞, who got 102 come onto the stage Welcome Mr 蔡from Genuine international education to hand out the prizes
这里要合影
A：If you want, you can! Try your best, and you can do anything! You can not change your past, but you can improve your future, Try and believe, yes, we can!
A： Ladies and gentlemen, the contest is over! Thank you for joining us, thank you for excellent speech, thank you for the preparation made by the students in F2, thank you for all the audience! Thank you for coming! Bye!
;Congratulations for winning the first prize in your school speech contest at first and I'm very happy for you May you be excellent forever!
1有趣的英语句子翻译
We are grazing ,the sheep in the next field 我们在吃草，羊在旁边的地里。
英语中的逗号作用大着了。 1)As is known to everybody, the moon travels round the earth once every week。
=It is known to everybody that the moon travels round the earth once every week。 2)I send you 100 dollars today, the rest to follow in a year =I send you 100 dollars today, and the rest will follow in a year。
2搞笑的英语句子老妈叫我翻译！！！（超强爆笑）
今天我正在看碟，老妈又捧了本书进来，说道：给我讲讲这几句话什么意思
老妈：这个“i don't know“是什么意思？
我说：“我不知道”
老妈：送你上大学上了几年，你怎么什么都不知道！！
我说：不是！就是“我不知道”吗！
老妈：还嘴硬！！！！$@%！#$^&%#$%@$%@#$%！^%^！^%$^#&（一顿爆揍）
老妈：你在给我说说这个。“i know“是什么意思你该知道吧，给我说说。
我说：是“我知道“
老妈：知道就快说。
我说：就是“我知道“
老妈：找茬呀你？刚才收拾你收拾的轻了是不？
我说：就是我知道呀！
老妈：知道你还不说！！不懂不要装懂！&$%^@$#！%$@^%#$^^^##$%（又一顿爆揍）
老妈：你给我小心点，花那么多钱送你上大学，搞的现在什么都不会，会那么一丁点东西还跟老娘摆谱，再问你最后一个，你给我好好解释一下，说不出来我在收拾你，你给我翻译一下“i know but i don't want to tell you“是什么意思？
我晕倒，拿起枕头往头上爆砸三十几下，用头撞墙四十多下，双手轮番抽自己嘴巴五十多下，用腿踢桌子角六十多下，血肉模糊之时，我问老妈：这下你满意吧
这不她老人家又来问我了：“儿啊，i`m very annoyance,don`t tuouble me 是什么意思啊~？“
我：“我很烦，别烦我“
老妈：“找打，跟你妈这么说话“（于是被扁）
老妈又问；“i hear nothing,repeat 是what意思啊“
我说：“我没听清，再说一次“
老妈又说了一遍：i hear nothing,repeat“
“我没听清，再说一次“
结果被扁
老妈再问：“what do you say “又怎么解释呢“
我说：“你说什么“（再次被扁）
老妈再问：“look up in the dictionary“是何意啊'
我说：“查字典“
“查字典我还问你做甚“（被扁）
老妈又问：you had better ask some body怎么翻呢“
我说：“你最好问别人“
“你是我儿子，我问别人干吗，又找打“
“啊！god save me !“
“上帝救救我吧！”
“耍你老妈玩，上帝也救不了你！（被扁）
我再问你：“use you head,then think it over，又是什么意思啊！“
我说：“动动脑子，再仔细想想“
“臭小子，还敢耍我“接着又要动手
我连忙说：“是世上只有妈妈好的意思”
“嗯，这还差不多，一会我给你做好吃的，明天再问你”
3英语小笑话带翻译A man goes to church and starts talking to God He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny" and God says "In a second"。
4几个超搞笑的英语小笑Who's More Polite A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite。
The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies。 But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down。
谁更有礼貌？ 一个胖子和一个瘦子在争论谁更有礼貌。 瘦子说他更有礼貌，因为他经常对女士摘帽示意。
但是胖子认为他更有风度，因为无论什么时候他在车上给别人让座时，总有两位女士能坐下。 Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys。
猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。
这个答案很有意思吧？。
5英语搞笑句子MoneyisnoteverythingThere'sMastercard&Visa
钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
OneshouldloveanimalsTheyaresotasty
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
SavewaterShowerwithyourgirlfriend
要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
LovetheneighborButdon'tgetcaught
要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
Behindeverysuccessfulman,thereisawomanAndbehindeveryunsuccessfulman,therearetwo
每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。
EverymanshouldmarryAfterall,happinessisnottheonlythinginlife
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
ChildreninbackseatscauseaccidentsAccidentsinbackseatscausechildren
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
"Yourfuturedependsonyourdreams"Sogotosleep
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
Thereshouldbeabetterwaytostartadaythanwakingupeverymorning
应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
"Hardworkneverkilledanybody"Butwhytaketherisk"
“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。
"Workfascinatesme"Icanlookatitforhours!"
“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。
Whentwo'scompany,three'stheresult!
两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是
6急需100句有趣的英语句子（有翻译）a bird in the hand is worth two the bush 一鸟在手，胜似二鸟在林 a blank slate 干净的黑板（新的一页，新的开始） a bone to pick 可挑剔的骨头（争端，不满） a cat nap 打个盹儿 a chip off the old block 大木头上砍下来的小木片（子肖其父） a chip on one's shoulder 肩头的木片（自卑感，因为自卑而爱找别人麻烦；喜欢向人挑衅） a ouch potato 躺椅上的马铃薯（懒鬼） a cake walk 走去吃糕（易事） a headache 头痛（麻烦事） a knock out 击倒（美得让人倾倒） a load off my mind 心头大石落地 a nut 傻子，疯子 a pain in the neck 脖子疼（苦事） a piece of cake 一块蛋糕（小菜一碟，易事一件） a pig 猪猡 a shot in the dark 盲目射击（瞎猜） a short fuse 引线短（脾气火爆） a sinking ship 正在下沉的船 a slam dunk 灌篮（轻而易举的事） a slap in the face 脸上挨了一耳光（公然受辱） a smoke screen 烟幕 a social butterfly 社交蝴蝶（善于交际，会应酬的人） a stick in the mud 烂泥中的树枝 a thick skin 厚脸皮 a thorn in someone's side 腰上的荆棘（芒刺在背） a turn coat 反穿皮袄的人（叛徒） an uphill battle 上坡作战（在逆境中求胜） a weight off my shoulders 放下肩头重担 ace 得满分（得到完美的结果） all ears 全是耳朵（洗耳恭听） all thumbs 满手都是大拇指（笨手笨脚） an ace up my sleeve 袖里的王牌 an open and shut case明显的事件 ants in one's pants 裤裆里有蚂蚁（坐立不安） back in the saddle重上马鞍（重整旗鼓） back on track重上轨道（改过自新） backfire逆火（弄巧成拙，适得其反） ball and chain 铁球铁链，甜蜜的枷（老婆） beat a dead horse 鞭打死马令其奔驰（徒劳） beaten by the ugly stick 被丑杖打过（生得难看） beggar can't be choosers 讨饭的谈不上挑三拣四 bet on it 下这一注稳赢（有把握，无疑）bet your life 把命赌上（绝对错了） better half 我的另一半 between a rack and a hard place 进退维谷（前有狼后有虎） big headed 大脑袋（傲慢，自大） bigger fish to fry 有更大的鱼要炸（有更重要的事要办） bite off more than one can chew 贪多嚼不烂 bite the bullet 咬子弹（强忍痛苦） birds of a feather flock together 羽毛相同的鸟总飞成一群（物以类聚） blow up in you face 在眼前爆炸（事情完全弄砸了） bologna 胡说，瞎说 break a let 折断一条腿（表演真实，演出成功） break the ice 破冰（打破僵局） bright聪明，灵光 brown nose 讨好，谄媚 bug somebody 使人讨厌 bull in a china shop 瓷器店里的蛮牛（笨拙的人，动辄弄坏东西的人） bump into 撞上（巧遇） burn brides 烧桥（过河拆桥） burst your bubble 扎破泡泡（打破人的幻想，煞风景） bury one's head in the sand把头埋在沙里（自欺欺人） butterfingers奶油手指（抓不稳东西的人） butterflies in my stomach肚里有只蝴蝶（心里紧张，七上八下） buy the farm买下农场（归道山，死了） call it a night一日事毕，可以睡觉了 can't teach an old dog new tricks老狗学不会新把戏 cash in my chips兑换筹码（睡觉，就寝） chicken鸡（胆小鬼） circle the wagons把篷车围成一圈（严阵以待） clean up one's act自我检点，自我改进 come down in bucket倾盆大雨 come down in sheets整片整片地下（倾盆大雨） cool your lips冷静下来 cost someone an arm and a leg要花上一条胳膊一条腿（代价昂贵） count on something /doing something 这事靠得住 count your chickens before they hatch 蛋还没孵化，先数小鸡 crock 破瓦片（无用之物，废话） cross the line 跨过线（做得太过分了） cross that bridge when we come to it 到了桥头就过桥（船到桥头自然直） cry over spilled milk 为泼了牛奶而哭（为过去的失败而懊丧cushion the blow 给垫着点儿（说话绵软一点，以免打太重） cut to the chase 抄捷径去追猎物（不绕圈子，开门见山，单刀直入） daily grind 例行苦事，每天得干的苦工 days are numbered 来日无多 dead center 正当中 deadend street 死路，死巷子 A bad beginning makes a bad ending 不善始者不善终。
A bad thing never dies 遗臭万年。 A bad workman always blames his tools 不会撑船怪河弯。
A bird in the hand is worth than two in the bush 一鸟在手胜过双鸟在林。 A boaster and a liar are cousins-german 吹牛与说谎本是同宗。
A bully is always a coward 色厉内荏。 A burden of one's choice is not felt 爱挑的担子不嫌重。
A candle lights others and consumes itself 蜡烛照亮别人，却毁灭了自己。 A cat has 9 lives 猫有九条命。
A cat may look at a king 猫也可以打量国王，意为人人平等。 A close mouth catches no flies 病从口入。
A constant guest is never welcome 常客令人厌。 Actions speak louder than words 事实胜于雄辩。
Adversity leads to prosperity 穷则思变。 Adversity makes a man wise, not rich 逆境出人才。
A fair death honors the whole life 死得其所，流芳百世。 A faithful friend is hard to find 知音难觅。
A fall into a pit, a gain in your wit 吃一堑，长一智。 A fox may grow gray, but never。
7英语笑话,带翻译（短）Stranger: Catch any fish
Fisherman: Did I! I took forty out of this stream this morning
Stranger: Know who I am I'm the game warden
Fisherman: Know who I am I'm the biggest liar in the state
陌生人：钓到鱼了吗？
钓鱼者：我是谁？一早晨我就在这条小溪钓到了40多条鱼呢。
陌生人：你知道我是谁吗？我是这里的渔猎执行官。
钓鱼者：那你知道我是谁吗？我是全国最大的说谎者。
8英语短笑话带翻译Mrs Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read
我的狗不识字
布朗夫人：哦，
亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！
史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！
布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。”
Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents "What did you do with
the money I gave you yesterday"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly "Here are two cents
more But why are you so interested in the old woman"
"She is the one who sells the candy"
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。
“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老
太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
The Perfect Son
A: I have the perfect son
B: Does he smoke
A: No, he doesn't
B: Does he drink whiskey
A: No, he doesn't
B: Does he ever come home late
A: No, he doesn't
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son How old is he
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday
完美儿子
A：我有一个很完美的儿子
B：他抽烟吗？
A：不抽
B：他喝威士忌酒吗？
A：不喝
B：他会不会很晚回家？
A：不会
B：我想你确实有一个完美儿子 那他多大了？
A：下个星期三就满6个月了
9英语小笑话带翻译my little dog can't read
Mrs Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read
我的狗不识字
布朗夫人：哦，
亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！
史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！
布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。”
Two Birds
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow Now who can tell us which is which
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer
Teacher: Please tell us
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow
两只鸟
老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？
学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老师：请说说看。
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。
呵呵，尽量能帮得到你~
Hello, Mary ! I am writing to congratulate you on you success in the English competition I heard that you got the first prize and I am so proud and happy for you I know that you like English and you often go to the English corners to practise speaking English It is your strong and hard working that made you succeed You have been dreaming of becoming a translator in the future I think if you can go on working like this, you will surely realize your dream I do hope that you can make greater progress So I want to say "Come on" I will support you forever
你好，玛丽！我写信祝贺你在英语竞赛中取得成功。我听说你获得了第一名，我很自豪的为你而快乐。我知道你喜欢英语，你经常去英语角练习说英语。这是你的坚强和努力工作，使你成功。你一直梦想将来成为一名翻译。我想如果你能继续这样工作下去，你一定会实现你的梦想。我真希望你能取得更大的进步。所以我想说“来吧”。我会永远支持你。
