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导读：It was my birthday yesterday I got a lot of gifts All of them were covered with coloured paper Among them there were two
It was my birthday yesterday I got a lot of gifts All of them were covered with coloured paper Among them there were two interesting ones My elder sister gave me a round paper bag and I thought i
It was my birthday yesterday I got a lot of gifts All of them were covered with coloured paper Among them there were two interesting ones My elder sister gave me a round paper bag and I thought it was a football BUt when I opened it, it turned out to be a clock My brother gave me a message, saying that My present has been put in your bedroom As soon as I went into my bedroom, I found a box I opened it and found a laptop I was very happy These two presents aim to let me study hard and not to waste time 昨天是我的生日,我收到了很多礼物它们用彩纸包着,其中有两件有趣的东西 我姐姐送了我一个圆纸包,开始我认为是个足球,但打开后才发现是一个闹钟我哥给我留了张条,告诉我：“我的礼物已经放在你的卧室里了”我走进卧室,发现一个盒子我打开了它,里面是一台笔记本电脑我非常高兴 这两件礼物是为了让我好好学习,抓紧时间 Yesterday was my birthday and I received a lot of presents These presents were packed in coloured paper and two of them were funny and interesting, which impressed me My sister sent a bag of present to me The bag was big and round I though it was a football But when I opened it, I saw a clock The other one was given by my brother He left me a message, which said my present is lying in your bedroom When I got to my bedroom, I found a laptop Oh!Great! I jumped with joy I know, they Want me to study hard and not to waste time I would never forget this birthday 昨天是我的生日,我收到了许多生日礼物,并且这些礼物都用彩纸包着其中两件礼物很好玩很有趣,给我留下了很深的印象 我姐姐送给我一个包,这包又大又圆我认为是足球,可打开一看是个闹钟另外一件礼物是我哥哥送给我的,他给我留了一张纸条,上面写着：“我的礼物放在你的卧室里”当我进入卧室时,我看到了一台笔记本电脑噢!真是太棒了!我高兴地跳了起来-我明白他们想让我努力学习,不要浪费时间 我将永远 不会忘记昨天
Hello, can you deliver
你们那儿送外卖吗？
How long will it take
大概多长时间能送到？
We can deliver goods to your door free of charge
外送是免费的。
Bring home great take-out, and light some candles
带回家一些好吃的外卖，然后来个烛光晚餐。
Could you bring me an invoice and add my company's name
能帮我开张收据吗？抬头是公司名称。
Do you need a receipt We've only got quota invoices
要发票吗？我们只有定额发票。
生活就像是一出戏，有欢喜也有悲伤，有希望也有失望，每个人的一生也是有很多故事的，有传奇故事、有平凡故事，但不管故事的结局是如何的，那都是自己的人生。
那么，你身边有发生过像段子一样的搞笑故事吗？
人的一生那么漫长，肯定会发生很多故事的，今天我就以自己身边发生的搞笑故事来和大家开心一下。
1我爸爸在我家院子那边开垦了一块地来种植些蔬菜的，有一年我爸特别喜欢种土豆，吃完一波又种一波，然后他种的土豆都是用新鲜土豆丢在那里发芽了再种下去的。有一次我去爷爷的杂物间找个东西，看到房间角落放着一堆发芽的土豆，然后我就在家族群里面跟我那些堂姐堂弟们说，爷爷发芽的土豆舍不得丢，下去你们谁过来看他就带些新鲜的土豆来换掉。然后我那些堂弟堂姐不知道换了多少波吧，有一次我爸就和我提起了土豆，他说最近不知道怎么回事，土豆都放了个把月了还是不发芽，然后我问他土豆放哪里，他说放爷爷的杂物房，然后我就不说话了，我就当什么都不知道。
2我表妹家在农村，她们那里经常有放羊的人晚上赶羊回家路过门口的，有一次表妹的女儿就捡了些羊屎，她说这是果子，可以吃的，问我们吃不吃，正当我们好奇时，她妈妈拿过所谓的果子一看，原来羊屎，问女儿吃了多少，她女儿说吃了3个，哈哈，当时笑得我们都背过气了，好在羊屎不是什么有毒的食物，所以大家还是要看好孩子呀。
3我们这有一对夫妻非常喜欢喝酒，两个人经常把孩子丢给奶奶带，夫妻两个人就去大排档吃烧烤喝酒，有一次喝酒结账，夫妻两个谁都不愿意去结账，可能喝酒之后人有点糊涂，两个人死活都不愿意，怎么说都是不愿意，然后老板非常无奈，就跟男的说，不结账就把你老婆抓去当压寨夫人，然后这个男的就非常生气，他说他老婆不在这里，跟他喝酒的只是一个普通的女性朋友，然后说她老婆身上有胎记，在大腿哪里，说着说着就把夫妻的一些隐私给说出来了，后来因为大家都相识的，老板就让夫妻两个欠债回家了。但是从那天以后，周围的人都知道他们夫妻两个闺房之事了，不管谁看到都要笑出猪叫声。
4我经常跟我女儿说，不要乱买玩具，妈妈没工作挣不到钱，然后我有时候和女儿去逛街，问她这个东西要不要买，她就说：不买，妈妈没钱。其实有时候我是真心想给她买的，但是她却董事的像个大人，让我哭笑不得。
以上的几个段子就是我身边发生的真实故事。
点外卖的英语：Ordering food delivery；buy takeaway food
例句：
1、每个人都会点外卖，但有时候我们意识不到如果在家做这些食物能少花多少钱。
Everybody can buy takeaway food, but sometimes we're not aware how cheaply we can make this food ourselves ．
2、为了省钱，她每天点外卖，吃饭只花20元。
To save money, she orders take-out, costing her 20 yuan every day
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